Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
jump out the window naked night went bad
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