Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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