38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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