I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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