you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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