Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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