Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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