How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
dude. I can hear the air.
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