i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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