Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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