you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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