No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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