how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
