Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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