HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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