He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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