PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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