my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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