dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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