I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
