I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just puked most of my soul out..
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