school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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