i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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