Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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