Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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