they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
false alarm. still invincible.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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