Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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