she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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