He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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