i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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