Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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