it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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