We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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