he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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