no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
