he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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