Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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