doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i've created a new STD.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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