how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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