I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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