Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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