I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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