I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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