he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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