I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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