She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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