Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's official drugs can't kill me
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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