actually, I'm a sock model
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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