Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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