How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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