is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Never joke about your clitoris.
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