butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
don't judge my taste in strippers
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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