Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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