I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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