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Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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