He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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