I didn't shave. On purpose
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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