I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
its liver damage thursday
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