Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
