so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He has the fingertips of a God
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