Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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